1. Google guitar doodle gets permanent home. Phoebe will be pleased.
2." I'd rather offend you now than after I started working for you." I can't believe this didn't land HST a job.
3. The place I am living is on a busy thoroughfare that is rowdy into the wee hours. This helps me sleep.
4. For your spare time.
5. Put your baby away.
I liked #5. Though my reaction to babies usually makes people scared to hand children to me anyway.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself a uterus and you'll find that nothing will stop people from heaping babies on you.
ReplyDeleteMy prodigy now has a permanent home! Working on finding an agent; will email my 10 new recordings asap.
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